Best Almost Limerick Ever

I once wrote this great limerick not about shit, Self referencing, self alluding and full of wit;     Something something something     Blah blah blah; But then it fell apart in the middle and I noticed that the first two lines were neither the same nor the correct amount of syllables and the […]

Did you know that in a math test given to all Americans, the average person scored right around the 50th percentile?
Yeah, you're a dumbfuck.