Not Retarded Enough

Can retards recognize one another? And do they size one another up to see whose retardeder? Now, I’ve unfortunately meet a few retards. And I am talking grade A, USDA certified, literal retard not the everyday cut me off in traffic, blue tooth ear piece wearing, clove cigarette smoking figurative retards that permeate life. I […]

Sometimes in life you're the strap-oner. Sometimes you're the strap-onee. Most times though, you're just the metaphorical guy watching a bunch of fucks sodomizing each other with molded plastic.