Get Off Your Ass, Science

Horrible horrible news everyone. When science pulls bullshit like this, its no wonder people turn to the bible for knowledge. It’s 2009, we have mapped every strain of a human’s DNA, they can clone any fucking animal you want and Maury can swab the cheeks of 15 guys who gangbanged a tramp and determine which […]

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