Do You Like Pina Coladas?

Fuck you and your intellectual uppitiness. I unapologetically and without embarrassment love reality TV shows. Double fuck you to all you pretentious fucks who claim to not watch TV at all. I even love the obviously scripted reality shows—I can suspend my disbelief like nobody’s business. There’s something about knowing that people’s actions don’t exist […]

For some reason women hated that their underwear lines showed, so they started wearing thongs.
For some reason women hated that their thongs didn't show, so they started wearing low rider jeans.
For some reason, men think they can have logical discussions with women.