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Fuck you and your intellectual uppitiness. I unapologetically and without embarrassment love reality TV shows. Double fuck you to all you pretentious fucks who claim to not watch TV at all. I even love the obviously scripted reality shows—I can suspend my disbelief like nobody’s business. There’s something about knowing that people’s actions don’t exist […]

Fuck you 3 generations back. Your Irish, Italian, German, French and all other European heritage pride can suck my circumcised American dick. I'm 3/4 Missourian and 1/4 Connecticuter. My grandmother came over on the Amtrak motherfucker.