Rectum? It Damn Near Killed Me

Here’s a sentence that will blow your fucking mind: This crap scared the shit out of me. Yeah, wrap your feeble brain around that for a minute. Times up, onto the poop. I was fine until I grabbed the camera. From this side of it, it seemed like an average crap. Everything came out alright, […]

As my grandfather use to tell us grandkids right after mass ended every Sunday, 'I gotta take a fucking shit'.