No Son Of Mine

I’m like most people, I’m not a huge bible thumper—unless and until it suits me. So that’s why I’d like to take the moral high ground, cast some aspersions and say that some things are just wrong. Jesus didn’t die on a cross and hide all those eggs for nothing. He wanted to give us […]

Porkjerky.com Going Green Tip #8: When your drunk ass t-bones a bus and the children burn to death as you walk away uninjured; try and do it on a stretch of road with a bunch of roadside memorials already. That way, the kids' families can repurpose the existing crosses by painting their childrens' names over the ones already there.