Que Caca, Caca

First and foremost, after 12 days of figuratively and literally adding worthless shit to the web, I added something good to it today. On the non-shitty (non-blog) portion of my site, I added the Porkjerky.com Guaranteed Pickup Line Generator for you to incorporate into your shitty slice of the web. I hope that makes up […]

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