Bob Sagetitis

I have an absolutely rational fear. My penultimate fear in life is that something I create will be universally loved. Oh jesus, I don’t know if I could handle that. I don’t like people and the thought of creating something that every single one of you sons a bitches likes all at the same time […]

Who's more piously self-righteous: An ex smoker or a suddenly strong-willed woman freshly out of an "abusive-relationship"? Oh jesus christ, what about a woman who quit smoking after she just got out of an abusive relationship? Holy fuck, I just theorized the most annoying cunt in the world.