Do You Like Pina Coladas?

Fuck you and your intellectual uppitiness. I unapologetically and without embarrassment love reality TV shows. Double fuck you to all you pretentious fucks who claim to not watch TV at all. I even love the obviously scripted reality shows—I can suspend my disbelief like nobody’s business. There’s something about knowing that people’s actions don’t exist […]

Here's my impression of a person: 'Ooohh poor me. Why must I always be the one who faces the consequences of my poor decisions? Boo hoo hoo.' Thank you. Thank you very much.