The Calculus Of Really Fucking Disgusting

Here’s a deeply philosophical question that I don’t think has ever been posed and you might not like the answer to: How much more money would you want to eat a turd from someone else than one of your own? Now let’s jump past the holier than thou part of this discussion where I have […]

It's the little things in life, like other peoples' self-induced pain, that give me the greatest pleasure.