Think Of, And Stalk, The Children

One one hand, as a fan of all things legal and immoral, I totally love The Celebrity Baby Blog. On the other hand….no, wait. There’s no other hand, The Celebrity Baby Blog is awesome through and through. It quite literally is based on the idea that you can exploit children for a dollar. And not […]

In a vain attempt to be 'witty' and 'funny' there are references to sodomizing little boys on this site. Let me assure you that porkjerky.com does not condone sodomizing little boys. Unless of course its in self-defense.