Happy Pedophile Day Eve

My my my. Why aren’t you just the scariest little ghost. And are you Spiderman? That’s a very nice costume. And you look like the prettiest little princess ever. Oh, I am sorry, my mistake. Tinkerbell, you’re the prettiest Tinkerbell ever.   Happy Pedophile Day Eve. May all your hopes, dreams, wishes and fantasies be […]

Pathetic Revenge Made Easy

This is why the internet rocks my balls off. No longer do you have to go through the trouble of owning or taking by gunpoint a mass media outlet if you want to smear someone’s name. Our lives have become so efficient, so advanced that within seconds, from our own homes, we can take our […]

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