If A Tree Fell In The Woods, How Many People Would Blog About It?

Is there nothing too mundane or trite to blog about? “I am going to the store”726,990 blog posts “I just got off work”219,771 blog posts “brushing my teeth”722,396 blog posts “cunt turd ass booger”1 blog post “going to bed”30,888,602 blog posts “my new hair cut”172,353 blog posts You really believe the world needs a boring […]

My ability to aggrandize my importance through ostentatiously pretentious vocabulary while conveying vacuous ideas can be surmised from this self-referencing, self-fulfilling sentence which utilizes words like 'utilizes' and 'behoove' to behoove my demonstration of my ability to convey vacuous ideas with ostentatiously pretentious vocabulary.