The 500 Mile Per Hour Crap

I hate planes, but don’t have a fear to fly It’s the constant stream of fucks who pass by     Couldn’t crap at the hub     Now They’re joining the club Everyone wants to shit a mile high.

Give those bible thumpers their due: Not only is abstinence the best way to prevent STDs and out of wedlock pregnancies, but if people would just stop fucking, in less than 100 years we could eradicate all human ailments.