Crapnormous

Jesus, Mary, Joseph and Mohammed. That turd’s so huge I don’t know if its coming or going. A good 4 inches of it is dry docked up against the bowl. And god knows how many inches are snaked through the interior plumbing of my house. It took some creative lighting, a step stool, someone to […]

Of all my bodily secretions; ear wax tastes the most awful but is the most socially acceptable to eat.