porkjerky plogI Ate That?
Whoa, holy shit when did I eat that? Look at that. Jesus Christ, how’d that get in there. I don’t remember that at all. That just doesn’t make sense. Wait a minute. Oh wait. Maybe…Ok Ok, now it makes sense. Yeah, that’s right. I had a midnight snack that consisted of turds. That’s why that’s […]
By The Hair On My Rectum
Three days in and I already faced my first moral dilemma with this shitting blog. Ok its half past 11pm, I haven’t turded all day—do I try to squat and thrust one out so I have something to post? Do I show a picture of my empty toilet and profusely apologize for not being able […]
Example Post
This is a sample post of the figurative and literal shit I will be posting on my plog. Thats right, starting on January 1, 2009 I will begin my poop log and chronicle my craps, providing you and tens of others with seconds upon seconds of lowest common denominator entertainment. Trust me, you stupid fucks […]
