Life’s Most Important Question

Happy birthday to me; not you Gilbert. To me. So, what did you get me? I got you something—and its kick ass awesome. On this soon to be national holiday, I have decided to give the ultimate gift to the world. No, not my life on a cross so the gates of heaven will open […]

They can put a man on the Moon and a vagina on a man, but they can't cure the common cold. Then again, they still haven't put a vagina on the Moon, so I guess there's a couple more steps to go.