Proctology Apology

I really think proctologists get the shit end of the respect stick. Take that horrible pun for example. It’s so easy to make fun of them, people don’t realize that they are way up there on the doctor list. We can’t get past the surface jokes of what they do. They experience the exact opposite […]

America's irreversible decline can be pinpointed to the moment the federal fucking government outlawed lawn darts. The wrong side won the civil war.