The Turkey Baster Tribulations

Oh my god I was so blind. They aren’t completely vapid. Blogs aren’t as worthless as tits on a retard. They are as fun as tits on a retard. It’s all about perspective. I couldn’t see the pussy for the vulva. Today though, I was able to take a step back and finally realize the […]

Sometimes in life you're the strap-oner. Sometimes you're the strap-onee. Most times though, you're just the metaphorical guy watching a bunch of fucks sodomizing each other with molded plastic.