Where Art Thou, Billy Mays?

2 days ago we took a trip down memory lane, reminiscing about a much simpler time. A time when gasoline had lead, presidents were white, movies were either G, PG, R, or X and we were so ignorant and misinformed that we actually expected women to have hair on their cunts. How young and naïve […]

Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Let a man whose too fucking retarded to know how to feed himself starve to death and evolve the species.