Toilet Garden, Day 3

  8:03 a.m.     Good morning world. What’s that? Oh yes, the sweet smell of genius and success coming from my bathroom. My Shitty Garden is in bloom. Good morning little seeds. Take your time, I’m in no hurry. Sprout when you feel like it. 10:47 a.m.     Initial exuberance from being such […]

The day after I start taking pride in my lawn is the day I need to be 6 feet beneath it.