Fat Pieces Of Shit

This is not news to anyone, but people are generally ignorant. Myself included. There is just too much in the world to be informed of. Like knowing about what words not to end sentences with. That was pretty god damn good, but you probably missed it. Both times. And that’s fine. The truly horrible people […]

I'm a pioneer in the field of being an asshole: To this day I am the only person to break off an engagement via the JumboTron at a sporting event.