A Winter Cleaning Ditty

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December 7, 2009

My yard has a year’s worth of dog feces That’s why I love when the weather freezes     Picking up turds     Is for the birds I just stomp frozen dog shit to pieces.

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You ever think upon getting her 14th cat an old, shut-in lady looks at them and goes, 'These are the ones. These are the cats that will one day feed on my corpse'? I like to think so.
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