Revenge, A Dish Best Served After 26 Of Suffering

Today’s winner of the Porkjerky.com Periodical Shitty Blog Award reminds me of that time I was using the pedestrian bridge to cross over the interstate on my bike and the cops had it and the interstate closed because some nutbag was threatening to commit suicide off of it. I did what any rational person who […]

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