Opening Day

Message to the Team Porkjerky.com Shitters (you know who you are): Oh yeah, it’s a good day to be pounding some porcelain. Let’s put in a good workout today team. I know I know, I like to jump ass first onto the toilet like everyone else, but we need to properly warm up. I don’t […]

How fucking stupid does it take to be illiterate? Blind people can read for fuck's sake. It's like never learning how to walk.