The Turd’s Prayer

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November 17, 2009

Dear lord in heaven, Creator of all, provider of everything, giver of life and with whom I shall spend eternal bliss, I ask you to please hear my prayer today and allow this enormous turd to finally exit this vessel of a body that you have been kind of enough to bless me with. Oh […]

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For being naively cute, no questioning child nor kitten playing with an empty box can ever come close to someone quoting the Constitution about alleged rights they think they are guaranteed. Oh to be starry-eyed, ignorant and uncalloused again.
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