Romantic Verse Gone Wrong

A girl once had her mouth on my junk Something starts to shoot, but it ain’t spunk     Before I could say,     ‘Get out of the way!’ She got facialed, the bad kind of gunk

Fucking Shit

Baby, we’ve been together 6 wonderful years now. We know and love each others’ families. We click on so many levels. You have always been there for me and I have always been there for you. Now, I am a little nervous asking this, but I think our relationship has gotten to the point where […]

Porkjerky.com Going Green Tip #8: When your drunk ass t-bones a bus and the children burn to death as you walk away uninjured; try and do it on a stretch of road with a bunch of roadside memorials already. That way, the kids' families can repurpose the existing crosses by painting their childrens' names over the ones already there.