Little Dicks, Big Business

Call me selfish. Definitely a skeptic. Even content with myself, but it seems to me that a little dick would still work fine from this end. A big dick is nice and all, but I’m not going out of my to get one when the tiny pecker I have serves its purpose to me perfectly. […]

Everytime I see a balding, 500 lb piece of shit with eczema eating Cinnabon, smoking a cigarette and hobbling in line outside GameStop to get the latest WOW expansion; I just can't stop thinking to myself, 'That, came out of someone's vagina'.