Coach’s Corner

Team Porkjerky.com Shitters Dear lord, we ask that you watch over everyone shitting today. Please save us all from anal fissures, rectal tears, prolapsed ani and any other injury that the devil will try to throw at us. For your glory we crap. Amen. Now lets get out there and put on a shitting clinic. […]

Next thing you know you won't be able to get a whore, cut her arms and legs off and throw her torso in the local river. Does anyone remember what our forefathers fought and died for?