Self-Fulfilling Shitty Blog Post, Deux

Sorry its been so long since I last posted, but like I said, I just don’t shit on Saturdays. Maybe I was raised wrong, maybe I’m just not living up to my full shitting potential, maybe gorging on Velveeta smothered porterhouses every Friday isn’t such a great gastronomical decision. Who knows. What I do know, […]

Newsflash Motherfuckers: My pity and respect are mutually exclusive. You can have one or the other, not both. And odds are you’re getting neither.