It Was A Gift

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June 11, 2009

As I laid in bed with a finger in my ass jerking off to Roni Deutch commericials that are infrequently seperated by actual day time T.V. shows, I saw someone I knew. Kind of. Today, the second case on Judge Judy was the mother of one of the roadside crosses I found suing her ex-best […]

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Who's more piously self-righteous: An ex smoker or a suddenly strong-willed woman freshly out of an "abusive-relationship"? Oh jesus christ, what about a woman who quit smoking after she just got out of an abusive relationship? Holy fuck, I just theorized the most annoying cunt in the world.
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