Life’s Crappy Theater

I will beat the sight out of the next deaf motherfucker who wants me to buy some crappy flower because he thinks his deaf ass can’t work. Then they will experience a real handicap. Today was like the 3rd time that’s happened to me—and with a different mute each time. I am eating lunch and […]

No matter how famous or wealthy or important you think you are, within the next 48 hours you literally will have to wipe shit off of yourself.