Science Fair Blogging Project

Purpose: To see how many times in the history of blogging it has got someone laid. Hypothesis: Not once, in the history of the internet has a guy gotten pussy because of his blog. Procedures: Google exact phrases that would verify someone has gotten laid/blown because of their blog. Then, verify each returned citation by […]

Don’t Order Yet, Here’s What Else You’ll Get

Ok, where was I? Oh yes. Affiliate marketing sucks shit. Actually, doesn’t any type of marketing suck shit? I mean that’s it, that’s your life? Selling shit. And technically, marketing isn’t even selling shit, its ‘creating awareness’ about shit. At least sleazy salesmen talk to humans. Marketers sit in offices at computers and think of […]

When I'm president I'm going to make it a law that everyone learn that the executive branch doesn't make laws. Provided of course a bill authorizing me to make that law gets introduced in the legislature, passed by both houses and delivered to me for my signature. On second thought, I'll just make it an executive order.