The Reverse Singularity

What percentage of the population do you think, has worn a concert T-shirt bought at said concert? My initial thought was the low to mid teens: 1 in 8, 1 in 6 people, right? But then I remembered something very insightful I once heard: OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!! I JUST LOVE DAVID COOK. OH I […]

My ability to aggrandize my importance through ostentatiously pretentious vocabulary while conveying vacuous ideas can be surmised from this self-referencing, self-fulfilling sentence which utilizes words like 'utilizes' and 'behoove' to behoove my demonstration of my ability to convey vacuous ideas with ostentatiously pretentious vocabulary.