Revenge, Best Served Steaming

I went to the zoo to see the ape pit Chimp, I don’t like what your tossing one bit     I crapped in my hand     Took aim, wound up and In his mouth. Damn dirty Ape ate my shit.

Any guy with 1 working testicle and a cock capable of getting hard can make a baby. But to truly earn the title of "Father" you must do the responsible thing and take a DNA test and have your paycheck garnished for child support.