Where Art Thou, Billy Mays?

2 days ago we took a trip down memory lane, reminiscing about a much simpler time. A time when gasoline had lead, presidents were white, movies were either G, PG, R, or X and we were so ignorant and misinformed that we actually expected women to have hair on their cunts. How young and naïve […]

Ladies, not that you need one, but here's a surefire way to start a fight: "Do these pants make my tits look fat?"