Pompous Fucks

Its about time. All my life I have been waiting for this and finally it has been delivered to me. I can now die in peace. 35 and a half years I have been on this earth and not until now could I watch some fat dude in Spokane plow his ugly wife. Amen. Humanity […]

When I'm president I'm going to make it a law that everyone learn that the executive branch doesn't make laws. Provided of course a bill authorizing me to make that law gets introduced in the legislature, passed by both houses and delivered to me for my signature. On second thought, I'll just make it an executive order.