The Turd Is Always Greener On The Other Side

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6-5-09

You Starry Brown-Eyed Idealist

When you’re feeling all alone in the world, standing up for what’s right against a foe incalculably stronger than you, putting the good of your fellow man above your own personal well-being, trying to affect a positive change in the world for generations to come, literally risking your life today for a better tomorrow for all: Well, keep this thought close to your heart: it will probably all be for naught you stupid fucking idealistic hippie.

Only 29 days until I gets to shoots me off some bottle rockets. Hell fuck yeah.

You're A Dumbshit,

No one gives a fourth of a cum covered turd what you think, but please don't let that stop you from spreading your insightful wit to the world by commenting below. Or fuck, you're such a pussy-eating faggot you're probably interested in the rss feed of this shitty site. Oy vey.

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I'm not saying Being An Asshole doesn't have its place as a negotiation technique. My point's that Appeals For Empathy, Finding Common Ground and Exchanging Goodwill are hard to pull off when preceded by calling the other party a retarded cocksucking dumbfuck and promising to "rape the shit out of their ugly face".
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