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Remember the good ole days when chicks had hair on their cunts? Don’t get me wrong, I don’t want to seem like some deranged social deviant who doesn’t love the look of a 10 year old’s pussy. I’m not a weirdo ok–I can’t get enough of the pre-pubscent, status quo snatch.
Every chick in the world is shaving her muff. And like the curmudgeon ole man I have made myself out to be on this blog, I blame the internet.
How many pussies do you think someone in the early 80’s saw in a year? 4? Of course there’s going to be a big variance on that, but on average 4 poons a year sounds right. Then as technology progressed and people were able to view VHS pornography in their home, Playboy became a socially acceptable magazine and the world was blessed with Cinemax, that number had to at least double by the time E.T. phoned home.
By being exposed to so many spiffy snatches, women became conscious not only of the fact that other women groomed theirs, but that if they didn’t they would be the weirdos. Thus, the pussy-do was born. Some shaved it into a thin strip, others a heart or other cute shape, some just took a little off the top and others waxed it bald. Whatever the case, the groomed lady gash entered our culture. It wasn’t that popular, but still everyone knew about it and it was almost a status symbol.
Then the internet hit and the average number of pussies a person saw in a year rocketed to at least 100. The coiffed cunt became ubiquitous, almost mandatory. It was yet another feature women could be judged and judge others on. Oh they will bitch about the world working that way, about hating to be judged physically, about having to spend so much time grooming themselves just to appease others, but it’s a load of crap—they bring it on themselves and revel in it. They like doing it, they like being judged highly and they like being able to judge others not so highly. Pussy primping is exactly the kind of retarded shit chicks love.
Anyway, thanks to our technological advancement, everyday, millions of vulva are stripped of their hair for no reason other than that’s what women think others expect of their cunts.
No one gives a fourth of a cum covered turd what you think, but please don't let that stop you from spreading your insightful wit to the world by commenting below. Or fuck, you're such a pussy-eating faggot you're probably interested in the rss feed of this shitty site. Oy vey.
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