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Shitonyms

Fuck rain drops on roses and whiskers on kittens. These are a few of my favorite things:

poop	turds	shit	crap
dung	guano	doo doo	duke
feces	excrement	droppings	manure
ordure	stool	poo poo	deuce
#2	crapola	diarrhea	doodie
ass	bum	butt	derriere
tush	rump	bottom	posterior
patootie	rear	gluteus maximus	duff
fanny	keister	backside	buttocks
behind	hind end	seat	arse
buns	hiney	back	booty
back	badonkadonk	caboose	dumps
browneye	anus	sphincter	Hershey Highway
pooper	asshole	rectum	shithole
fagina	crapper	butthole	poop chute
bunghole	fudge factory	backdoor	chocolate starfish

Yeah, Eskimos are the crazy ones for having so many words for ‘snow’.

No one gives a fourth of a cum covered turd what you think, but please don't let that stop you from spreading your insightful wit to the world by commenting below. Or fuck, you're such a pussy-eating faggot you're probably interested in the rss feed of this shitty site. Oy vey.