Ode To My Poo

crapped by
1-22-09
A Shitty Ditty

I once put a P’zone in my gut,

Never made it out of Pizza Hut,

    Ass barely on the pot,

    When out molten shit shot,

All that from one small hole in my butt?

Metafeces,

No one gives a fourth of a cum covered turd what you think, but please don't let that stop you from spreading your insightful wit to the world by commenting below. Or fuck, you're such a pussy-eating faggot you're probably interested in the rss feed of this shitty site. Oy vey.

Comments

Icky Humor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

flushed by Elizabeth on 1-28-09 @ 6:02 pm

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Poop!
Smells Disgusting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

shit out by Elizabeth on 1-29-09 @ 6:24 pm

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