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Good news, you can own your own Porkjerky.com Erratically Awarded Shitty Blog Award winning site. Today’s prize-getter is for sale.
That’s actually how I found it. As I was sitting at the computer splattered in my own semen and fingers smelling of poo, inspiration struck. I wondered if any fuck was retarded enough to sell their blog via Ebay. Like most things I think of with blogs, I was disappointed by not being disappointed.
I found yKvz Blog for sale. Better yet, the seller has a 50% approval rating and the top bid is only $26.92 with 14 hours to go. Best yet, it’s a shitty, shitty, site.
There are Google Ads in 3 places. Amazon Ads that overlap some of the main content. Ads running down each column and even inside the posts themselves.
Oh it almost looks pretty, but its another waste of internet space. I googled snippets of what they tried to pawn off as posts and found out they straight lifted everything from either press releases or newspaper articles. That explains why there are over 22,000 posts even though the blog has only been online 18 months.
That’s over 40 posts an day for a year and a half. And not one good. I’m convinced someone wrote a computer plagiarizing program to go out, suck in articles and spit them out onto the blog.
22,000 posts in a year and a half. To quote a very wise lady ‘That don’t impress me much’. In fact it has the opposite effect.
And it can all be yours for the low, low amount of $30. It’s a small price to pay to say you own a Porkjerky.com Shitty Blog Award winning blog.
Operators are standing by.
No one gives a fourth of a cum covered turd what you think, but please don't let that stop you from spreading your insightful wit to the world by commenting below. Or fuck, you're such a pussy-eating faggot you're probably interested in the rss feed of this shitty site. Oy vey.
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