porkjerky plogInternet Shit: How Much And What Type
I don’t think there’s any way to tell who crapped the first turd picture onto the internet. The Neil Armstrong of internet shit pics if you will. The guy brave enough to go, ‘Hey, I should share with the world an image of one of my bowel movements‘. That guy was a genius. Right up there with the guy who invented rape.
Listed below, in no particular order and for no particular reason is a shit pic table. It compares all the shit named pictures currently on the internet and their file types. This is in no way scientific. I didn’t look through the millions of images to verify that all the images named ‘feces.png’ were in fact of poop and not someone’s sister or boss. Further, there are probably tons of people out there like me who name each and every turd they pass. That means some images out there that are named ‘heather.jpg’ are actually turds.
| .jpg | .gif | .png | .bmp | |
| feces | 651,000 | 138,000 | 81,800 | 33,400 |
| shit | 35,900,000 | 15,700,000 | 8,640,000 | 294,000 |
| crap | 20,400,000 | 5,900,000 | 3,190,000 | 500,000 |
| excrement | 196,000 | 97,000 | 55,300 | 24,400 |
| poop | 4,320,000 | 896,000 | 478,000 | 130,000 |
As usual, with everything on my site, this information is for entertainment purposes only. Absolutely no wagering.
No one gives a fourth of a cum covered turd what you think, but please don't let that stop you from spreading your insightful wit to the world by commenting below. Or fuck, you're such a pussy-eating faggot you're probably interested in the rss feed of this shitty site. Oy vey.
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