porkjerky plogI Don’t Need No Fancy Book Science
How many autistic people do you personally know? Excluding Jenny McCarthy’s son (which I am excluding not because I don’t personally know him, but because he’s cured – take that gluten), mine is 0. I’m guessing yours is within 1 of that.
I’m not entirely convinced any exist. I think its just a euphemism doctors use to soften the blow to parents when they tell them their kids are retarded. Kind of like dyslexia.
I have good news and bad news. The bad news is your kids retarded, the good news is it’s the good kind of retarded – autistic. So you dodged a bullet there.
Yesterday, I tried to find the perfect blog about autism, how vaccines caused it and how and the misguided/over-optimistic/ignorant parents who write them. That topic was not nearly narrow enough-there’s a ton. Each uniquely shitty, yet basically the same.
I couldn’t pick just one. I got sick and tired of hearing parents rave bout how their retarded kid is so awesome, a bundle of joy, irreplaceable, eternally special and a gift from god. Then the fuckers go on to demonize vaccines because they made their kid to be that way.
You’re not fooling anyone, not even your little placeholder of a child. You need to admit your kids an idiot, the little shit’s a disappointment, they are worse than a waste. Just cop to the fact that it’s an anchor, a pile of worthlessness, something you would have aborted if you knew how it would turn out. Admit all that, or drop all your vaccine conspiracy theories.
Call me autistic, but if vaccines truly did make your kid that way, then by the transitive power of retardation shouldn’t you love vaccines? I mean, just a minute ago you were slobbering about how awesome autistic kids are and how you wouldn’t trade them for anything. Then you’re all mad at the thing you think caused them to be that way?
Hypocrite.
If you were truly glad your kid is the way he is, and not just trying to convince yourself that you shouldn’t smother it with a pillow, then you would love anything that made him that way. Hell, you would be mandating all kids get quintuple doses of their vaccines to make sure more of them morph into retards so every parent can know your joy of raising an autistic kid.
Which is it? Awesome to be a parent of a retard or big pharma is conspiring to make millions by selling vaccines that make retards and should be stopped?
Living, Learning, Laughing & Loving with Autism
Honestly, one or the other. I don’t care which. You can’t be glad and pissed about the same thing at the same time. Choose one and shut the fuck up about the other. It doesn’t mean you’re a bad parent just because you want to lock your retards in the car, put it in neutral, let it crash into a lake and blame it on some black guys.
All the scientific evidence is there. Those kids aren’t autistic because of a vaccine. When you believe that, that just supports my argument for why your kids are retarded: They got it from you.
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