The 500 Mile Per Hour Crap

Bombs Away

I hate planes, but don’t have a fear to fly

It’s the constant stream of fucks who pass by

    Couldn’t crap at the hub

    Now They’re joining the club

Everyone wants to shit a mile high.

No one gives a fourth of a cum covered turd what you think, but please don't let that stop you from spreading your insightful wit to the world by commenting below. Or fuck, you're such a pussy-eating faggot you're probably interested in the rss feed of this shitty site. Oy vey.

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Who's more piously self-righteous: An ex smoker or a suddenly strong-willed woman freshly out of an "abusive-relationship"? Oh jesus christ, what about a woman who quit smoking after she just got out of an abusive relationship? Holy fuck, I just theorized the most annoying cunt in the world.