porkjerky plogArchive for September, 2009
The Death Of Capitalism
We are getting close to the commemoration of the travesty that happened to the American way of life in September 2001. No not that one, the real one. It was after the planes hit on September 11th, it was when every gas station jacked up their prices immediately and started charging 4 dollars more per […]
Band Of Idiots
They are everywhere. You won’t find them discussed in history books, though. Or protesting a professional sports team whose mascot demeans them. And anthropologists haven’t found any of their ancient abodes to dig through to study. Nor are they are entitled to open a casino on their native lands because they aren’t listed as one […]
Writing This Post About Writing This Post
Guess what dickshafts, I am trumping your boring pathetic blog posts about your boring pathetic lives. All you fucks who have ever blogged about essentially nothing, I am going to show you how it’s done. Right now I am writing this blog post. How fucking riveting is that? A blog post about writing this blog […]
If A Tree Fell In The Woods, How Many People Would Blog About It?
Is there nothing too mundane or trite to blog about? “I am going to the store”726,990 blog posts “I just got off work”219,771 blog posts “brushing my teeth”722,396 blog posts “cunt turd ass booger”1 blog post “going to bed”30,888,602 blog posts “my new hair cut”172,353 blog posts You really believe the world needs a boring […]
No Son Of Mine
I’m like most people, I’m not a huge bible thumper—unless and until it suits me. So that’s why I’d like to take the moral high ground, cast some aspersions and say that some things are just wrong. Jesus didn’t die on a cross and hide all those eggs for nothing. He wanted to give us […]
Shit Eating Morals
Do PETA fucks just learn to live with the clap? Penicillin itself is derived from fungi, which makes it ok for them to ingest. But syphilis is alive. A virus is a living thing too, they can’t in good conscience kill syphilis can they? Even if its killing them, right? Like fur, meat and leather, […]
