If A Tree Fell In The Woods, How Many People Would Blog About It?

Nothing Is Too Boring To Blog About

Is there nothing too mundane or trite to blog about?

“I am going to the store”
726,990 blog posts

“I just got off work”
219,771 blog posts

“brushing my teeth”
722,396 blog posts

“cunt turd ass booger”
1 blog post

“going to bed”
30,888,602 blog posts

“my new hair cut”
172,353 blog posts

You really believe the world needs a boring record of your boring life? There’s a reason reality shows film for 6 months and only produce 16 episodes that run 48 minutes each—there’s only so many hours in a day the Real World cast can fuck, yell at each other, stumble around drunk, cut themselves to alleviate their pain and get abortions. At some point they wash their clothes, eat, piss, bathe, clip their toenails, do dishes and sleep.

But no, go ahead, everyone is riveted by you chronicling ever dull moment of your dull life. Please, every time you even swallow, exhale or crap make a note of it.

No one gives a fourth of a cum covered turd what you think, but please don't let that stop you from spreading your insightful wit to the world by commenting below. Or fuck, you're such a pussy-eating faggot you're probably interested in the rss feed of this shitty site. Oy vey.

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I'm going to take the high road and not even dignify that comment with a 'go fuck yourself you stupid, fat ugly cunt'.