porkjerky plogBest Almost Limerick Ever
I once wrote this great limerick not about shit,
Self referencing, self alluding and full of wit;
Something something something
Blah blah blah;
But then it fell apart in the middle and I noticed that the first two lines were neither the same nor the correct amount of syllables and the last line is way to god damn long and I’m pretty sure it won’t end up rhyming and now the writer is mixing tenses and narratives and I am too tired to go back and make it all work out, so I was like fuck it this will have to do
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