porkjerky plogBlogging Out And Of My Ass
As soon as I save up 3 months salary from sucking trucker dick behind the Waffle House, I am going to buy a ring and ask Google Blog Search to marry me.
That’s legal in Iowa right?
It’s paradoxical: Blogs are this sea of turds, just a shitty pool of totally worthless human waste yet using Google Blog Search to wade threw that enormous pile of shit is so much fun. And rewarding.
Today I decided to google specific shit-related phrases and see how the frequency of their use in the past year compares with their use in similar timeframes of past years. For example, since August 6, 2008 until now, how many times was the phrase ‘my ass’ used in blogs? How about from August 6, 2007 until August 6, 2008? How about the phrase ‘my poop’?
Below is a chart that displays my results. If anything is to be learned from my research and chart its that I would make a great douchebag. Look at all those fucking $45 words.
Man my dick is huge.
In all vanity, I would make a great pompous, self-righteous piece of shit. I think I am going to submit this to a bunch of schools to see if they will give me an honorary MBA. Honestly my work above merits it.
Actually, now that I think about that…..
Stay tuned.
No one gives a fourth of a cum covered turd what you think, but please don't let that stop you from spreading your insightful wit to the world by commenting below. Or fuck, you're such a pussy-eating faggot you're probably interested in the rss feed of this shitty site. Oy vey.
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