porkjerky plogAltruism For Sale, Dirt Cheap
The one thing that never fails to bring a smile to my face when it comes to blogs is how quickly they get sold out. No matter how altruistic the topic or noble the intentions are when they get started, everyone tries to make a dollar from the shit they puke onto the internet.
Somewhere, somehow; someone started this baseless idea that everyone with even a shitty 2 page site makes tons of money from it. That idea took hold and grew. Kind of like all humans are created equal, baseball is entertaining, women have orgasms and no matter how shit-ignorant you are your vote matters. People wanted all those to be true so they just accepted them as fact.
It goes without saying that if you have a site, no matter how uncommercially exploitable it seems, you need to try and make some cash off it or you’re an idiot. So I came up with a game to have some fun with that premise:
Within 10 minutes see how many blogs you can find dealing with subjects that would be morally reprehensible to try and make a buck off of them, trying to make a buck off of them through belonging to an ad network.
Here’s how I did:
Down Syndrome-The Real Story Blog
Not bad, people selling out the bible, whoring out child abuse and leeching off racism to try and sell advertising to make a buck. Brings a smile to my face. Everytime.
Of course, I really wanted a pro-life blog with aborted feti pictures and/or a communist blog with ads on it, but I ran out of time.
No one gives a fourth of a cum covered turd what you think, but please don't let that stop you from spreading your insightful wit to the world by commenting below. Or fuck, you're such a pussy-eating faggot you're probably interested in the rss feed of this shitty site. Oy vey.
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